a horse drawn carriage! If you can't keep up with traffic, get off the road and let the rest of us get where we need to go. I don't have time for your leisurely sightseeing tour.

Did you get your license from a cereal box? Merge, merge, MERGE! It's not rocket science, it's common sense. I shouldn't need a telescope to see your blinker, use it before I turn your car into a scrap metal sculpture.

Move out of the way! I've got deadlines, appointments, and a life that doesn't include being stuck behind you. Are you deliberately trying to ruin my day, or is this just your natural talent for being a road nuisance?

I swear, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward. Speed up or get off the road – it's as simple as that! I've got zero patience for Sunday drivers on a Monday morning. Get your act together before I start questioning the existence of your driving skills!