this will be a guide to all rising pokemon shodown players, I'm gonna go over every pokemon in national dex OU and what the person who uses that pokemon is probably like, you'll get it as you read along

aigislash

--finally my sword boi is unbanned from ubers, and I'm here to slash/ stall my way to victory again

mega alakazam

--that's a nice ability you got there, don't mind if I take that do ya?

azumarill

--I swear the Z belly drum strat works you gotta believe me

bisharp

--sucker punch go POW

blacephelon

--I am so big brain, you plebian, you have no idea what I'm gonna d-- and he's dead

celesteela

I don't even have a joke for this one celesteela players are just c**ts

chansey

--this is a pokemon? I thought this was just a slab of meat to tank hits for me

mega charizard X

--oh boi, one dragon dance and I'm set

mega charizard Y

--you love using the sun, although you probobly never see it in real life

cinderace

--DUHHHHH PYRO BALL AND LIBERO ARE TOOOOTALLY BALANCED, WHAT ARE U COMPLAINING ABOUT

clefable

--oh you have stealth rocks, two layers of toxic spikes, and max layers of regular spikes? you have toxic? how cute

cloyster

--YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE POWER I HAVE! AFTER ONE SHELL SMASH I AM INVINCIBLE, INVINCIBLE I SAY

conkeldurr

--I will break your spine, fite me

corvanight

again like celesteela I have no jokes, corvanight players are just c**ts yet again

darmanatan (galar)

--listen I have two minutes to finish this match so no hard feelings

deyoxsis defense

--what am I doing here?

mega diancie

--no u

dracovish

--perfectly balanced, as everything should be. get gud idiot

dragapault

--what am I gonna do? you'll find out when your entire team is DEAD

excadrill

--1 rapid spin + 1 swords dance= game

ferrothorn

--please never play pokemon shodown, if you ironically main ferrothorn you probably have 20 minutes to waste on letting my team get drained by leech seed

garchomp

--I'm just here to set up rocks man

gengar

--ooh I'm gonna fu-- and I'm dead

gliscor

--no comment

greninja

--DURRR pRoTiEn Is BaLaNcEd

ash grninja

--you have no idea what my choice specs, stab, priority water shuriken can d-- and I'm dead

grimmsnarl

--SCREENS

mega gyrados

--you're not worth my time, one dragon dance, one moxie boost annd... get outta my face

hatterene

-- (SNORT) my magic bounce waifu will f**k your entire team just you watch her sexy bod go (DEEP SNORT)

hawlucha

--I'm better than you, just forfeit now and save yourself the trouble

heatran

--you have no idea what I'm gonna d-- where did that earthquake even come from

hippowdon

--yep I'm just here so my excadrill can sweep your team

hydraigon

--hmm choice specs? choice scarf? WHAT DO I CHOSE

jirachi

-- just a little thunder wave here, and a little iron head spam here and...I'm dead...s**t

kartana

--you will suffer the pain of a thousand deaths by my sword...and I'm dead

kommo-o

don't mind me I'm just gonna get my free omniboost and get on my way, ok

kyruem

--today is a good day for stab choice specs freeze dry

landorus (therian)

no jokes if you use landorus you're a degenerate

mega latias

... I have honestly never seen someone use this in OU

mega lopunny

--fake out, check, more free kills later, check

magearna

--shift gear is the best move in the game

magnezone

--I will bring order to this corrupted world

manaphy

-- PLEASE LET ME GET A TAIL GLOW IN, PLEASE

mandibuzz

--I'm a special staller, see I'm not scum like the other stall mons, heh right...right

mega mawile/mega medicham

--you mean nothing to me

melmetal

--was that a stab supereffective brick break from a max attack mega gallade, aw thats cute, less then half of my max health, but cute

mega metagross

--oh boi, he's not banned to ubers anymore yay

mew

--MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING!!!!!

mimikyu

the eptiomy of cheap, I usually like offensive mons but this was overkill, glad he got nerfed

ninetails (alola)

--und zen ve HAIL HAIL right in ze fuhrers face

primerina

--oh boi, throat spray and liquid voice, this is too good to pass up

rotom (heat)

--I will make your life a living hell, you'll beg for the washing machine to come ba-- is that a mold breaker excadrill OH F**K

mega sableye

--I actively hate my opponent and it is my mission to make as many people miserable as possible

mega scizor

--HAHA bullet punch go pow

seismetoad

--listen buddy, the only reason I'm here is to counter dracovish and be a mild nuisance, I'm sure I'll be gone when he's banned, eventually

serperior

--LEAF STORM + CONTRARY IS PERFECTLY BALANCED, GIT GUD DUMBA**

shuckle

--my one purpose is to set up hazards and waste time... and there's a cinderace... s**t

skarmory

--you see I am more refined unlike those plebians that use celesteela and corvanight, I have class...dude you're still stalling, that still a pleb move

mega swampert

--I am on 100% percent of rain teams, and that is a swampert guarentee

tangrowth

--I just think he's neat

the tapu's

--perfectly balacned, no nerfs required

terrakion

--I definitely have a choice scarf, and that's a terrakion guarantee

togekiss

--I spit on your happiness, this is pokemon, no fun is allowed

tornadus (therian)

--what am I even doing!!!???

toxapex

--I have no skill whatsoever

tyranitar/mega tyranitar

--were just a less passive hippowdon

victini

--HEY GUY CHECK OUT MY MOVES

volcorona

--finally, boots, the one thing I needed to avoid stealth rocks now I can quiver dance in peace

zapdos

--your anger fuels me, yes, get more angry I live off your frustration

zeraora

--I AM GOING SO FAST I CAN"'t EVEN SEE THAT HYDRAGON I JUST KILLED HAHAHAH WHERE AM I HELP I CANNOT STOP AHH A GROUND TYPE *ded