WELCOME TO WATCH MOJO AND TODAY WE'LL BE JERKING OFF A HORSE

"NA NA NA NA BOO BOO" ASS RINGTONE 🥀🥀✌️

I do not want to go to fucking high school (I'm going to 9th grade at 14)

Imagine there's a dumbass blocking the screen in the movie theater and this is the bottle you have before you say "DOWN IN FRONT" and just hurl this bottle at a baby

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

I'ma make ts into forsaken humor

WHY AM I FUCKING BLUE AND WHITE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GREEN AND YELLOW

Me jumping into the plastic water bottles that make my legs spin in a 360° angle without breaking any of my bones

They only got these in the UK and the UK Royal navy also uses these

DOWN IN FRONT!!1!1!!!1111111!!1!1!!1!1!!!1!1!11!11!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!!11!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111