H-hello i-it's me, William.

Today is a lesson on how to k̶͚̇̎̊̉͂̔͘͘͠͝i̷̡̭͚̬̓̐̅̓͊̔̽͘͝ͅl̶͍̣̥͍̙̘͙̪̖̦̖̞͋͐̉l̸̡̨̛̩̱̦̗͕͔̱̘͖͓̱̄̈́͆̅͑̎̀̌̆̀̂̚ ̵̢͙̺̱͕͒́͂̊̒͗̅̆̋̔y̷̨̢̧̝͈̙̣͇̜͖̹̏ȯ̵͇̗͇̼̖̌͌̃̓͋̽̅͆̋͘u̸͉͚̮͛ͅr̵̡̠̼͔̋́̍́͌̏̕͝ͅs̵̩̱̮͉͛̆̒̊̀͒́̈͠͝ȅ̴̢̡̛̝̼̥͉̘̹̠̹̆̊͗̾̑̐̊̍͂̑́͌ͅl̸̜̀̓̕͜͠͝f̷̧̨̡̣̙̙͈͖̳̼̪̂͊ͅ make Purple Man soup.

S-step 1: Grab a knife

Step 2: G-get a Purple Man l-like myself

Step 3: Point it a-at the Purple Man

Step 4: H-ha then you s-stab him-

S̸͙͕͌̈́͑t̴̗͋̕e̷̲̎͗p̴̪̦̃̈ ̷̡͔̤̎5̶̣̯̒:̸̩͔̺̒̈ ̵̦͚̆ͅI̷̞̘͚̓'̷͇̖͂̌ĺ̴̨̰̓͝ļ̶̹̣͌̃ ̴̢̎t̸̨͙̺͆ḁ̸̮̎k̵̻̑̔e̸͓͚̿͠͝ ̷̢̬̥̔̆́i̷͍̫̖̊̈͛t̵̢͔͇̿ ̶̠̺̎̚͝f̴̲͎͎̒͐̽r̷̦̈͂o̶͚͊̅̚ṁ̷̡͓̖͊̐ ̴̆̀͜h̵̭̭͂̊̑e̴͕͆̀r̷͚̺̞̐e̶̙̹̊̀̾

S̴̠̎̕͝t̶͕̮̑ē̵̺͎͇͋p̵͔͙̟̆ ̵̲̥́͘6̷̡̈́͜:̶͕̏̃ ̴͈̞̩͑Ǧ̸̦̜̥̕r̴͚̂̕â̴̱͕̆b̷̼͇̪̈̈́̄ ̷̛͇͓͍ḁ̷̢̼̌ ̴̮̗̇͌͜f̷͇͔̖͒a̸̭̾̐i̵̘̪͑r̷͕̀̆̚l̶̙̄̓̕y̴̼͚͠ ̵̡͎̆͌́l̷̝̱̝̍͗a̶̠̻̯̋̍r̸̡͈͚̽g̶͕͔̃̉́e̷͕̳̕ ̷̩̬̎̇̄b̵̝̙͖͑̃o̶͈͆w̶̗͚̄̈́l̷͎̯͐ ̵͍͝(̸̛̘̤̩̆ÿ̷͉̫̄o̷͓͌u̶̹͒́ ̷̬̦̪̾̄̀k̸̳̺͆́n̸̠̥͒͜o̵̟͐͝ẅ̴͔̊ͅ ̷̱̙͉̈́w̸̥͗̒͂ĥ̷̹͓͈̿̕a̷̛̤͗͊t̷̼̊̍̚ ̸̘̥̾̉̇t̸̡̲͓͛͗h̴̹̮͙̀̉͆i̷͉̩̗̎̒͂s̸̨̘̠͌ ̸̝̍͑i̶̦̫̐͝͠s̴̳̭̰̐̚͝ ̷̙̖̆́̀f̵͖̝͂͜o̸̱̓͋̓r̸̤̈́)̶̚͜

S̸̝͎͒̓̂ţ̵͇͙͋͠e̸̗̹̳͌̑p̷̠̥̅̏ ̴͉̘̂͒ͅ7̵͙̉̿:̴̱̹͈̾ ̶̙̣͝ͅP̷̫̍̎u̸̥̮͇̓͘t̴͈̞͚̑ ̴̺̤̪̇̓͝h̷̟͙̖̃i̷̩̊͝š̷̛͎ ̸̲̣̉͗̈́͜r̵̼̺̰̈́̉e̵̬͊m̷̜̙̲̒̀a̶̢͕̜͐͘i̴̜̠̓̾n̸̮͚̚ş̷̗͎̅ ̸̡̼̝̅̐̓ì̶͈n̵̗̝̗͌̀