Alternative Way to Read the Story!
You don't remember buying this game. You don't remember hearing about this game. How the fuck did this end up in your kitchen table? What the fuck is a "Coolwalker"????
You look it up on Google, and quickly realize its a character by a random YouTuber, barely 18, unremarkable, extremely negative about everything, somehow got bought by a massive company which got another company to create the game.
The YouTuber never made an announcement about the game, and the company, after a massive marketing campaign, sort of dropped the game to die its own slow death. You're confused.
You think of selling it on eBay, but curiosity gets the best of you, so you search for the Cartridge-to-Computer port you recently bought and insert the game inside of it...
...24 hours...
Coolwalker's Cool Adventure Prologue 100% Completed.
Now Approaching: Coolwalker's Cool Adventure Chapter 1: Prophecised.
BONUS EVENT!!!
DRAW YOURSELF AS THE "COOLWALKER'S COOL ADVENTURE" PROTAGONIST!!!!
the person who looks the coolest gets a free copy of McPixel 3 for Steam
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