The bs I tell my friends

Guys there's a new villain in this world

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

What

Hey Mario

@glitch-demon

Of fuckin course

Gasp

Stupidity

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better