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Meet the Freak! You’ll find him showing up when you least expect it, wiggling his tongue around and saying his funny freak catchphrases.

“Welcome to the Freak Zone! Population: you.”

Things are about to get

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Hard Mode

Bluegle's gift

Dubious little lady up to no good

Play my game, Astralspiff.

Various Bluegle

Achievements coming with the next demo ^^

Meet Kirby BBQ Jr.! He’s the “Freddy Fazbear” of this game, so you’ll see his face on shitty eBay mugs or fanmade posters from deviantart.

“Hats off to you, my non-gender specific friend.”

Meet DJ Dan! He’s an apartment-renowned composer of certified slop, and town locals claim to have seen him getting beaten up by a kid with a baseball.

“I… am DJ Dan.”