blony has only ever seen one tree in her life and thinks its a type of parasite. needless to say shes terrified of ramadon's christmas getup

Mini Blob will appear on the desk after lowering the monitor. Click on him to get rid of him! You cannot use the monitor until you do.

nobody told me that when i write the game i have to do the writing the game part. sh*t's hard

also happy spawn day to me i guess lmao

April Fools' Day is stupid and dumb. As such, take this completely normal screenshot to fight back against the plague on our world that is April 1st.

yuor mom

kaboom! there goes your tower! watch it crumble, feel the power!

i would like to announce the addition of minecraft steak to the game's roster of characters

im so good

Game is releasing TOMORROW at 3:00pm PST. Be ready!

oh yah, its all coming together