JESUS I DIDN'T KNOW THE LANCER PLUSH WAS T H I S B I G

(It's hard to tell from the picture but he's like 2x2 aluminum cans for measure, anything but the metric system)

I think I have finally found the holy grail.

If my pants turn run brown

This might be better than "I'm a Chud"

MAnGo

(Joke)

what the HELL is genius even about

(If you're wondering, the song is Bottom by TOOL.)

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Gas

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