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john DOE is in your system
12 years ago

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Hello everyone.

I am typing a news article that really shouldn’t be here.

I am sorry, but you all will have to wait a little longer.

I am sorry.

Really. I am.

Maybe I should elaborate. (BTW, the rest of this article is just a story, there is no more news.)

Well, last Friday, I had worked on john DOE for another two hours and finally finished an Alpha 2.25 build. I was so happy, that I decided it was time to give you a look at the game. But the laptop I was using was really bad, so I decided to upload it later.

Today is Saturday, and I had visited my good friend Collin to hang. While he used his amazing desktop that Alienware would be proud of, I used his laptop. Top quite as spiffy, but good enough to game. Then I found outhe recently had upgraded his laptop to Windows 8.1. I thought it was ok until I started to use it. It lagged SO BAD. Like 5 frames a second bad. Every time you clicked something, the window would pop up unresponsive.

I decided to top playing game, and work on john DOE a little more. Apparently, that didn’t work very well either. I had tried to make folders, but it would lag up then, too. So I just stopped trying.

Later, at about 8:00 PM, I got online to upload the game. I plugged in my flashdrive (I use that instead of a hard trive because it is very portable. I switch computers often for different tasks.) and saw the flashdrive had been set to read-only mode. I have NO idea how that happened. I looked up how to unlock my flashdrive, and wikianswer said the only way to do it was to format the drive.

I was like “all right, wutevah.”

I then copied all my files to my desktop.

My flashdrive holds about 23 gigs worth of games, so that took an hour. (It didn’t seem like long. I just watched Syndicate on youtube.)

Then, I tried to remove the read only status from the flashdrive.

That said it was going to take about… Not long. Just 45 minutes.

I almost died.

That was when I was starting to get pissed.

I looked online again, and saw that the registry can possibly be corrupted, and I would just have to change it.

o _ 0

I just decided to cool down and fix it later.

(I don’t have admin permission on this computer, so I would have to find a different one and I was really mad at this point.)

So that is why I am writing this. I just will have to upload it later.

Thanks for listening.

Thanks for understanding.

And thanks. (You know. Just in general.)

PS. The game will be up soon. I promise.

PPS. (just some final thought.) Wow, I just wrote a whole freakin story! I am so proud. Lol. Anyways, if i have typos of missing letters, (my “S” key is a bit bad) Please excuse them. I just don’t feel like checking over this right now. Anyways, see ya later.

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