Bob subplot: "The food critic wrote me up for hair in my food and people stopped eating here"

Tina subplot: "Girls are making rumors that I have hairy pits because"

Teddy subplot:

How Stardew Valley feels after heavily punishing you because you didn't sell your shmingbob to Larry the merchant on the 27th day of winter at exactly 12:01 while it's raining

Does anyone know what this ascetic is called

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PEAK

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Jynx

The fog is coming? WRONG! Plantern

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It's the only warmth he ever had!