Chapter 1: a new day in the city

Daniel larson walks out of the house on his way to work

 Stalin: Hello Daniel larson!

Daniel larson: NO YOU CAN’T BE BACK I KILLED YOU

Stalin: Well I am and I'm here to get revenge

Daniel larson: I beat you once and i'll do it again

Stalin then takes his pants off revealing his massive gun sword crotch as he grabs the trigger and shoots out the blade of the sword

Daniel larson: NOO THIS CAN'T BE… hehe you thought you could beat me

Daniel larson then dodges the blade and then summons his stand cp (club penguin)

Daniel larson: TAKE THIS

His stand club penguin then takes the blade from his gun sword and proceeds to throw it into stalin's BIG hairy chest knocking him back and pinning him into the wall

Stalin:... hehehehe..HAHAHAHA  you thought i forgot about your stand

Stalin:... Domein no kakudai: MY REVENGEANCE IS RISING

End of chapter.

Chapter 2: i swear my pants were just on

Stalin's domain rises around daniel larson and his stand is completely canceled out nothing but a black tech looking sword is visible he picks the sword up and suddenly the environment changes around him and he's in a tunnel riding a moving train a spanish man with a futuristic body walks into sight

Mysterious spanish man: LETS DANCE

Daniel larson: you don't want to do this im trained in using any type of sword what's your name anyway

Spanish man: The name is Sam and you should prepare to die

Daniel larson: whatever you say

A long battle ensues and they go back and forth landing blows left and right with one sudden attack Daniel larson defeats sam and takes his sword and sheath suddenly the environment changes once again and he’s in the desert on top of a giant broken robot stalin appears there as well

Stalin: you defeat sam well done but remember this is my domain I’M in control here NOT YOU

Daniel larson: I wouldn't be so sure.. Domein no kakudai: NEUTRON!!!!!

Chapter 3: the destruction of the multiverse as i rip and rend apart every piece of this god 

forsaken world

Stalin gets trapped inside of Daniel Larson’s domain and falls face first on the concrete outside of a random suburban house.

Jimmy Neutron walks out and says “Bazinga!” and then young fucking sheldon says “who the fuck fucking called me out of my fucking slumber in my god damn fucking house.”

Young Sheldon: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS YPPOU FUCKING MORONS FUICKK FUCK FUCIKFUIGHODFUISGH

Young Sheldon proceeds to drop a variety of words that I wish not to even describe.

Young Sheldon proceeds to rip through the fabric of time and space destroying reality itself in the process.

Max Design Pro: Bazinga!

Rowley: Zo We Mama!

Bart Simpson: Ay caramba!

Manny: gegadiago ive been married long time ago.

Deku proceeds to die by gunshot from Daniel Larson.

Donald J. Trump: FUCK YOU DEKU.

Joe Rogan: FUCK YOU DEKU.

Elon Musk: FUCK YOU DEKU.

Lisa Simpson: i like carrots.

Freddy Fazbear: har har har har har har

Lockjaw: Holy shit my jaw is locking… gimme some of that sugar, kitty fazcat.

Daniel Larson starts glowing and rising high into the air and glows brighter and brighter and then releases a wave of ultima demonic angel heroic mega ultra sonic speed shadow light angelic bloody vampiric ultima demonic angel heroic mega ultra sonic speed shadow light angelic bloody vampiric ultima demonic angel heroic mega ultra sonic speed shadow light angelic bloody vampiric ultima demonic angel heroic mega ultra sonic speed shadow light angelic bloody vampiric energy killing all of the characters, including Stalin.

Chapter 4: my pants are back on :(

Daniel Larson smokes a massive blunt (bubblegum flavored) and yells out “I like to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I’m all out your moms to fuck.

Daniel Larson uses his Super Saiyan power and goes SSJ5, Duke Fuckem.

Duke Fuckem: It’s time to challenge my last opponent, Yi Long Ma.

Duke Fuckem walks up to the Tower of Babel, guns and his demonic ultra sonic super ultima shadow bloody vampiric legendary super ultra red blue white omega infinity demonic ultra sonic super ultima shadow bloody vampiric legendary super ultra red blue white omega infinity  demonic ultra sonic super ultima shadow bloody vampiric legendary super ultra red blue white omega infinity blade.

Duke Fuckem: It’s time to kick ass and chew some too. 

Yi long ma: i've expected you duke fuckem

Duke fuckem: i'm not here to talk Yi long ma im here to fuck… you up

Yi long ma: very well then

Yi long ma then taps into 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1% and transforms into his super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric super ultra omega god demon blood rage spartan goddess creature troll goblin king ultra instinct SSJ 1000000000000000

Demonic angel devil bloody vampire omega alpha ultra vampiric

Yi long ma: shall we do this then\

Yi long ma holds the power of Jafar in his hands and consumes it all.

I FEEL THE POWER OF THE LAMP

Yi long ma harnesses the power and turns into his ultra form Elon Musk

Duke fuckem: IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU ELON

Elon Musk proceeds to turn into a giant X and become exelon musk and releases the power of bad parenting he then enhances the power of coal mines and destroying the environment and become exelon musk coal

Exelon musk coal: now i'm really ready

Exelon musk teleports behind duke fuckem and harnesses the power of the ultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultraultra hyper godly demonic angel demon devil bloody gigantic giga ultra cyber realistic omega demonic vampiric ultra sword and stabs duke fuckem in the chest stealing all his power turning Exelon musk coal into Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem

Frieza: you stupid monkey.

Frieza unleashes his death barrage beam at exelon musk coal supreme fuckem but exelon musk coal supreme fuckem deflects it and frieza explodes in a massive lightshow of purple and green. Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem then harnesses the power of the omniverse and turns into omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem.

Just before whatever the fuck his name was unleashes his own solar omega demonic vampiric ultima death beam barrage a challenger with a cloak covering their face steps up to what once was the Tower of Babel, now in total ruins.

The challenger takes off their cloak and reveals their face.

Hercule: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ONE ON ONE, NO HOLDING BACK!

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem: HA, WHAT FOLLY!!!

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem unleashes a death ultima demonic vampiric ultra omega solar death beam that barely misses the challenger.

Hercule takes this failed attempt and goes in for an attack, but steps back at the last second and instead throws a present straight as Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem’s face.

Hercule: Here’s a surprise! Just for ya!

The present explodes straight in Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem’s face and knocks him straight to the ground.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem: What..? Nothing has ever managed to hurt me before. No matter how little that might have done. For that, you will suffer the weight of my TRUE FORM.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem rises into the air, wind blowing all around and harnesses every power in his arsenal.

Screaming in rage and frustration Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem taps into all 100% of his power and becomes Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe.: BEHOLD!!!! MY MAX POWER!!!!!!

Hercule laughs at this power and rushes in for a hit.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe., expecting another present bomb dodges to the side, but Hercule wasn’t pulling any tricks and hits Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe. with a flurry of punch rushes.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe: HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS 

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe then charges an attack using 100000000000% of his power he confines the chaotic energy into to one point creating the orb of absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

absolute god demon ultima ultra omega demonic god king vampire bloody vampiric ultra destructo ultima god destruction power of absolute infinity

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe: YOU SHALL KNOW TRUE PAIN RAAAAAAGGHGHGHGHGHGGGGGGHHHH

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe then releases the orb into a giant blast destroying all of reality around him he then charges this attack one more time and his hits Hercule so hard reality recreates itself destroys itself and then recreates itself 12 times in a row Hercule gets up after the attack was finished he is damaged badly but has one last trick up his sleeve

Hercule: you got me pretty good.

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe: you weaklings are all the same imagine not being able to come out of reality breaking and remaking itself fully unscathed HAH i must say im impressed though you managed to survive all that and still stand before me there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy i'm pretty sure i know what one you're showing right now.

Hercule: im showing neither the true feeling im showing right now is PURE HATE

Hercule then charges one final attack praying that it works

Hercule Lord Beerus taught me this one hopefully it works BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE HAKAI

Hercule grabs his hand aiming the palm of his other hand directly at Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe and releases the the power of hakai ERASING Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe from existence

With his last moments Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe. says one last thing 

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe: DIE fat fuck

Omni god king Exelon musk coal supreme fuckem ultima dragon fist fury.exe *dies*