One day, David, was playing the Hit Mario '85. He enjoyed stomping on bricks and jumping goombas. but he was very bad at the game. and never made it towards the end of the level. and MX became impatient and Took David into His world. But something SCARY Happened. David never became a Mario Character Vessel. He remained Normal he was Very very Scary. and MX could not defeat David. no matter how hard he tried, David always defeated him by doing NOTHING!!! MX was so terrified that he put David in his own castle and Promised that no one shall ever have to deal with him. as MX wouldn't wish even his worst enemy a trip to visit David.

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