Yes, this is 100% true. I am cancelling Dayshift at Friedrichs.
I'm doing this for many reasons. Lack of motivation, Jim eating my wallpaper and, most important of all... the controversy.
In my defense, I didn't realise that she was 1 month old. Okay? And plus, we really knocked it out of the park. I'm sorry. Not genuinely.

Anyway, make sure to buy Diruizcoin TM! The hip new cryptocurrency that's sure to sell like hotcakes! (As long as we remove Timmy's rancid face from the coins)