4 years ago

Dead Space 2: Altered Cast Lines


All of me and a Gay Sonic OC doing bits of Dead Space 2

Cast

Issac Clarke: Me

Nicole: Tailsko (Genderbent Tails)

Stross: @BubyGamer11

Ellie: @DragonLion (Drianna)

Tidemannm: Marcell D’avis

Before we start

I recommend checking this channel out:https://www.youtube.com/c/TailsAndSonicPals

More specifically, these two videos:https://youtu.be/WLV4DazT0Wo https://youtu.be/75NISwM9jHo

Not only is it a great channel if you’re into stuff like that, but it will give you an understanding of I mean by Tailsko

Let it begin

Intro

The session

Psychologist: “Hey, hey! You were starting to get horny there. I believe you were telling me about your delusions on...”

Me: “Tailsko”

Tailsko delusion: “I didn’t want it like this. I wish I could’ve gazed upon you one last time. I always adored you...”

Psychologist: “Ah yes, that fox that somehow got a position as Senior Medical Officer abroad a plant cracker.”

Me: “The Ishimura.”

Psychologist: “The USG Ishimura, yes. Part of the Mining operation on Reggie VII. Total communications blackout, you volunteered on the repair mission. What did they find aboard?”

Me: “Something.”

Psychologist: “Don’t be all mysterious. What did they find?”

Me: “The Marker.”

Psychologist: “Did you have contact with this Marker? It made see things you didn’t want, or did want, right?”

Me: “It spoke to me.”

Psychologist: “What did it say?”

Tailsko delusion makes it ways up top the table

“Make us Whole.”

Psychologist: “Can you hear me?!”

Tailsko delusion: “MAKE US WHOLE!”

Chapter 1

Buby’s session

Psychologist: “Subject is Buby the Gamer, session 11.”

Session starts

“The eye is much better today, don’t you think?”

Buby: “It hurts, still- awh.......!”

Psychologist: “I guess I’ll schedule you for another session tomorrow.”

Buby: “No, no, no, no! I still need to-“

Psychologist: “Yeah, whatever. Now let’s talk about, what you saw today.”

He leans a bit close to the bear

“Come on, I’m here to help you.”

Buby: “It was deep black, red symbols, they whispered something to me.”

Psychologist leans in closer and whispers

“What did they whisper to you? Come on, what?”

Buby: “It was a shard, but it put so much stuff in my head, I can’t think straight anymore. God, I can’t remember what I need to do, why the hell can’t I remember?!”

Psychologist: “Do bears have short-term memory or something? What did they tell you?”

Buby: “That it wasn’t my fault. I don’t deserve this, and they didn’t deserve this!“

Psychologist: “Put the bear back in stasis, punch up his medication 30 milliboxs. We’ll try another session tomorrow.”

Cut Me out!

That psychologist grabs me

Me: “Come on, help me here.”

Psychologist: “I remember you, patient four. Marcell told me, all Sonic looking characters need to be eliminated.”

Me: “Listen to me.”

Psychologist: “Will it matter?”

Me: “Listen to me!”

Psychologist: “No one’s getting out of here alive.”

Me: “Just cut me out of this straight jacket and lead me to an actual Jacket.”

He loosens his grip and actually cuts me out

Psychologist: “I’ve done too much messed up shit, I’m going to need to confront them soon.”

Me: “Take it easy.”

Psychologist: “Your Rig, it’s red..... There’s a health pack and flashlight in that locker, grab them. I won’t be needing them anymore....”

Me: “Uh thanks...”

I grab them

Psychologist: “We’re all longed for what we did to you.” Slices his goddamn throat

Show Your face, new threat!

I have to stop and have a little headache

Tailsko: “Simp...”

Me: “What the hell was that?”

Plasma Cutter-Chan, help me (I can’t believe that came out of my mouth)

I find my way to a console next to a Plasma Cutter sitting over a patient of sorts

“I’ll get you out of there as soon as I get this Plasma Cutter.”

Patient: “What are doing? Why the hell is there a Fox here?!”

Necromorph comes into the room

Me: “You’re kidding me!”

Patient: “AHHHH! My Leg!”

Me: “Please, I swear to god.”

Patient: “Swear to god-“ Dies

Me: “At least I got this Plasma Cutter.”

Buby’s meeting

Buby: “Over here, look!” Vanishes to the lower floor.”

Me: “What?”

I make my way to the lower floor to see Buby on the other side of a closing Lockdown gate

Buby: “Through here, through here!”

Gate closes

“You’re kidding me, I’m patient 11, remember? Remember?”

He has to run off because a Necromorph is right after him

Expect Me, Boi

Power to the elevator turns off

Me: “What is going on?”

Tailsko appears

“I wanna fly high

So I can reach the highest of all the heavens

MAKE US WHOLE!”

Chapter 2

Ok, what does this Bear want?

I get out of the Elevator, and see Buby waving to me at the other end of the area

Buby: “Over here!”

Me: “What do you want?”

Buby: “The drugs! They gave us drugs to make sure we’d forget, but it's coming back by the minute.”

Me: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Buby: “Oh crap, something’s headed for you, I gotta go as well.”

Unscheduled leave from my heart

Screens starting showing Tailsko up until I get to the waiting area to the Train stop

Tailsko: “Simp!” She vanishes as well as the images

Chapter 3

He‘s getting slightly annoying now

Buby: “Ok, you’re alive. Listen, our signals are being tracked. Are the memories coming back to you? They are to me, the good, the bad, you name it! The symbols, are you seeing them too? I keep seeing their faces everywhere I go-“

Heavy stomping is heard

“Crap, think they found me.”

You’re not here

I walk into a kids’ room, then a Hallucination happens

Tailsko: “I’m afraid. I don’t want to go back, but it’s the only way....”

Me: “You’re not here, Tailsko. You’re not real.”

Thine hallucination stops

Chapter 4

The symbols!

Buby comes on

“You have to be seeing the symbols too, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yeah. Why is that important?”

Buby: “We’re a threat to them, and we have to work together to stop them.”

Me: “Work together? With who?”

He has to leave again because of Necromorphs

Flatter me

Tailsko: “It’s so cold in here, it hurts. Where are you going? You can’t run forever, you know. Soon, you’ll be begging for huggie-Wuggies from me.”

That ends, I climb into a vent, then I think I see Tailsko trying to hug me. Once that ends, I see I almost killed myself with a needle.

Chapter 5

Think it through

Tailsko: “What’s gotten into you? You tried to kill yourself so you wouldn’t have to listen to me. That’s right, shove your horniness aside, let it into the deepest hole so it can hack and bite you!”

Chapter 6

Plan B

Buby: “Mic heck, can you hear me?”

Me: “Shut the hell up. My plans just flew out the window with me.”

Buby: “No, not yet! God gave us a second chance! We built the Marker, we can tear that thing down.”

Me: “Know where it is then?”

Buby: “Government Sector! But we need to move now, I’m afraid that they’re going to be on us The Whole journey.”

He leaves his spot, this time not because of Necromorphs

Me: “Where are you going? Shit!”

The steps

Buby: “I’m remembering more. They took us to the machine for the steps. Very afraid of us.”

Me: “I don’t remember any sessions.”

Buby: “You’re lucky, they start coming back as well.”

Me: “Who the hell would come back to me.....”

Buby: “Oh hello Rhadamus! Where are you going? That’s right the marker.” He Marches off

Me: “Don’t follow him, he’s not there!”

They want us

Buby: “Alright, they want me to follow the steps. Step 1, crawl into the dark machine.”

Me: “He’s not real, he can’t hurt you.”

Buby: “I wish. He’s as real as he can be, and it’s scaring me.”

The steps, remember them

Buby: “Alright, they’re gone so listen up. Step 1: Crawl into the dark machine. Step 2: the screws go tight all around.”

Me: “You don’t make a lick of sense.”

Buby: “Great, they’re back, so call you soon!”

First time meeting

Drianna misses a shot because of course she did

Me: “Hey, hey! Stop!”
Drianna: “That was totally a warning shot that I missed on purpose, anyways, I dunno if I can trust you so I’ll talk to you from here.”

She turns on her communicator

Drianna: “Another person asking for help? Last time someone did that, they stole my fucking snacks. I have some spare left and I don’t want you stealing them mate.”

Me: “I’m not even hungry so you’re safe.”

Drianna: “That’s right. Try to steal them and I steal your heart, and not in a good way.”
I go ahead and walk up to the other side of the gate Drianna is at

Me: “I think we got off on the wrong foot here. Anyways, what’s your name?”

Drianna: “Drianna. So what do you want?”

Me: “I need to get to the Transport Hub to take the train to the Government Sector. I need to do uh.... something there.”

Drianna: “Oh, I was going there I think, I‘m the type of person that gets lost in DOOM maps for 20 minutes, so I don’t even know where I am.”

Me: “Don’t take this the wrong way, but we need to be together so we don’t die.”

Drianna: “Hmm..... The more people there are, the more I’ll have to share, so I don’t know about that. You know what, I’ll at least open the door lock, but then you’re on your own. I’d tell you not to follow me but you will anyways, but if you find me, I’ll give you a cookie.”

She then takes the elevator

Me: “Shit, you enticed me.”

Denial

Tailsko is pushing something around?

“Still limp. Afraid you’ll stab yourself to get away from me?

Me: “Just let me be on my way. You may fool Buby, but you won’t fool me.”

Tailsko: “You say I’m fooling you, yet here we are.”

Me: “The marker is just playing games with me. Buby knows how to destroy you and I will wake up from this nightmare called the Sprawl.”

Tailsko: “How convenient, destroy the marker and all the horniness goes away. Look at that, you’ll never listen to your desires.”

She does austic Screaming and disappears

Ellie bumps into Buby

Drianna: “It’s Drianna, I found this dude and he says he knows you-“

Buby: “Oh, a cookie!”

Drianna: “Hey! Get your hands off that cookie.”

Me: “Settle down Buby, that’s mine, I mean I need him for that thing I need to do.”

Drianna: “He’s a friggin bear, I don’t trust him-“

Buby decides to twitch because Stross

Drianna: “Don’t move.”

Me: “I just said I need him for a thing, don’t pop his brain off.”

Drianna: “Fine. I’ll bring him to the hub, but if he starts behaving like an actual bear, I will put him down like a bear.”

Every one arrives at the Hub

Drianna: “Yo, me, your cookie and the gamer bear are up here.”

Buby: “Hello”

I Kinesis the Cookie into my hand and start eating it

Drianna: “This is not at all fun, I somehow escaped the CEC facility this morning.”

Me trying to talk while chewing the cookies: “Wait you’re CEC?”

Drianna: “Class 4 Heavy Loads pilot, ain’t that epic? How about you?”

I finish the cookie and speak: “Engineer”

Drianna: “Nerd, gotcha.”

Power in the room goes off

Marcell D’avis: “I see you finally got there, Xavi and Buby. But, I assure you the train is inoperable.”

Me: “You shut off more than just a train, you’re going to kill us, Drianna, find a way for both of you to not die. You and me are going to have a few words once I get to the Government Sector.”

Marcell D’avis: “I’d like to see you try without power.”

Drianna: “Holy shit, look out! That thing isn’t going for my cookies, but it sure as hell is going for you.”

Me: “Shit.”

Power Outage, why?

Drianna: “You okay there? I shot this last one about 50 times so I think We’re good up here.”

Me: “Doing good too.”

Drianna: “Why would Marcell just shut off power like that, I was actually going to buy his DSL modem on the way to Government Sector so that’s a shame.”

Me: “Drianna, do you know what a Marker is?”

Drianna: “Yeah, the science scientists that do science never atop talking about it. What about it, is it more than just Mumbo Jumbo?”

Me: “Yep. Marcell built one with a lot of people like me, deluded in the brain. More than you I hope. Buby, here, is like me and knows how to destroy the marker. The sooner we destroy that thing, the sooner this Nightmare ends.”

Drianna: “Ok, out of all the people I had to feed, you’re the weirdest one.”

Me: “Are you going to help me or not?”

Drianna: “If I don’t, then I’ll die, and dying is a bad, so yeah, I’ll help you.”

Me: “Ok then, the Sprawl’s a big place, so it’s gotta have backup power somewhere.”

Drianna: “Ohh! There’s the uhh... Solar Thingies, but I’ve legit seen no one use them so....”

Me: “Ok I think I can figure something out with those. Keep Buby safe, he holds more than knowing how to punch boxes. Also, don’t bother about the Collector panels, I’ll figure those out.”

Chapter 7

Drianna’s Concern

Me: “Drianna, how are you and Buby?”

Drianna: “ShhhhhhUT. This dude keeps singing Deko songs, he’s going to totally give away where I am.”

Me: “Find a way to shush him, I need him alive, I don’t know how much more I need to empathize this.”

Elevator isn’t connected

Me: “Alright, first problem, I can’t even get to the panels because the elevator isn’t even connected.”

Drianna: “Oh, that explains it.”

Me: “Going down to have a look.”

Drianna’s concern again

Me: “Alright, I’ve got the elevator repaired and heading up to the array now. How’s Buby holding up?”

Drianna: “How do you THINK he’s doing? He keeps saying Box over and over again, you hear that shit?”

Me: “He’s hallucinating, he’s deluded remember?”

Drianna: “Well this is not helping. Hope he doesn’t mean my box of chocolate bars.”

Me: “Just keep him focused so I only need to worry about the panels.”

Marcell’s poor bluffs

“I know you’re in there. It’s hopeless at this point. Every nook and cranny of the government sector is being monitored. Just give up.”

“I know what you’re doing, and they won’t succeed. There is too much at stake to let that action fly by.l

Buby’s episode

Me: “On the way to the panels now, how’s Buby holding up?”

Drianna: “Just look at this crazy Goddamn bear!”

Buby: “Oh no no no, don’t let me do this now, I’m not ready, not ready!”

Me: “Calm down Buby! Drianna, restrain him.”

Buby: “They’re waiting for me.”

Keep it all inside

Tailsko is just sitting there

“How do you hide it all inside, never betraying the horniness? No one would ever know how arousal you feel, never know the dirty thoughts you keep...”

She disappears

AT the Solar Array

Me: “Ok, the panels are open but 2 of the mirrors are out of alignment. Checking in on you and Buby.”

Drianna: “Ok, he stopped acting like an actual Bear and again behaves more like an anthropomorphic bear. Still, dunno how long he’ll last.”

Me: “If he dies, so does destroying that marker. Just keep moving and keep him alive.”

1 mirror aligned

Me: “Got one aligned, how about you and Buby?”

Drianna: “Trying to get a cover open, Buby, help me with this.”

Buby: “Oh no no, he’ll hurt me.”

Drianna: “I promise I won’t leak Box 3R, now just help me already.”

The things pop out the cover

Drianna: “Oh look at all those shiny things flying around, there’s 3-, no 4-, there’s thousands of them, that’s so cool.”

Me remembering what those might be: “Uhh... might want to back up a football field. Don’t know if you’re American, but a soccer field should be enough.”

Drianna: “Oh, that one looks like it’s getting big- Shit’, it’s getting closer, Buby, get out!-“

Drianna gets cut off

Me: “You’re joking me.”

2 mirrors aligned

Me: “Eggman would be so proud”

Drianna and Buby call

Drianna: “Holy shit, dude.”

Me: “Christ, are you two alright?”

Drianna: “We just barely got to the other side of the tube when the Bean went kaboom and destroyed everything! Necromorphs are still on our Tails, so we’re done.”

Me: “Not if we get to the Hub first. Double time it! I’ll meet you there.”

Plan

Me: “Drianna, come in!”

Drianna: “We need to cross the tube, and they’re going to cut us off. You think you can drag yourself there in time?

Me: “I’m a Sonic-equse Fox, I think I can do this.”

Back inside the Sprawl

Me: “Where are you?”

Drianna: “At the Hub, I think. Just get here so I don’t feel lost.”

Back at it at the transport Hub

Drianna: “This way leads to the Train!”

The beam slices the way

Me: “I attract so much bad luck. Can you get the Door to the CEC factory open Drianna?”

Drianna: “What do you want next, for me to die?! It’s flooded with those things!”

Me: “No choice, just do it!”

Drianna: “Ok then. I’ll try to open the CEC door on your level.”

Banter Set 1

“Bro I just copy and pasted and it’s not working. Sad.”

“Yes, I totally work here and have the authority, so open up already!”

“I did something and it worked. Get in quick before I find a way to close it again.”

Inside the lift

Me: “Did you make it? Drianna, where are you?”

Drianna: “Motherfucker, fucking, fuck.”

Me: “Why are you so pissed?

Drianna: “I was here today cutting off the limbs of people I cared about just to survive, I’m having PTSD just coming back. Some parts of them may still be lying about.”

Me: “I’m deeply sorry for your loss, but-“

Drianna: “To be honest, I just lost all of my appetite.”

Me: “Ok, so, we need to meet up somewhere.”

Drianna: “There’s a uh... Central hub here. I’ll pass the numbers to that spot, you’ll figure it out.

Chapter 8

Shift 1’s adventure

Malek: “Malek from Shift 1, we have sustained 3 causalities and have lost contact with Shift 4.”

Drianna: “Get your asses quick in here and I might give you some chocolate.”

Malek: “We are abandoning our shift and heading our way back up.”

Drianna: “Malek, there’s more of them, commit gun shooting!”

I‘m always behind you

Tailsko: “The cracks are showing, your delusions are seeping in. And when they do, I’ll be waiting for you to cave in.”

They’re right behind US!

Malek: “Malek from Shift 1, you guys better be right behind us, because we’re leaving a trail of Necromorphs behind our tails.”

Drianna: “Dude, there’s even more! Stop listening to Undertale Music and shoot!

Malek: “Shit! Everyone, double time.”

Oh look, a locked door

Drianna: “Hey look the door’s jammed, but this time, it wasn’t my fault.

Me: “Can you get it open on your end?”

Drianna: “Nope, circuits are fried and I can’t unfry them. Sad.”

Me: “Gotta be another way in.”

Drianna: “There’s a way through the Processing Plant, but I might be able to do something about traversing the machinery since it only disallows human traffic.”

Me: “Alright, I see to it you’re able to do that.

Buby: “The steps, they want me to follows the steps.”

Me: “Keep it tight Buby. I’ll arrive shortly.”

Ventataliton Blocks the way, of course.

Me: “Ok, first problem of getting to you. Venting system is blocking the way.”

Drianna: “Yeah, shutting down the plant was the best I could manage, so it left a lot more stuff being cooled down than I wanted, but that’s your problem now.”

Marcell, you idiot!

Marcell D’avis: “There you are, and oh look, your Sonic OC friend shut down the facility. Remind me to thank her when I’m able to kill you for leaking your location. It ends here, Xavi.”

Me: “No. it ends when I pull a hook to your face Marcell.”

Marcell: “In that case, you won’t be able to. Goodbye.“

Presumed Dead, my Tails

Me: “Can’t you just shut off the process again?”

Drianna: “Marcell marked me as dead in the system, that imbecile. I am alive and breathing, but that means my codes don’t work anymore.”

Me: “Oh, Marcell will have his revenge served to him on a frozen platter.”

Drianna: “Wait, there’s something coming, Buby, stop being lazy and come help me.”

Buby: “No, I need you to see them. I need you to follow the steps.”

Drianna: “You’re not mumbling on boxes anymore, but you still don’t make a lick of sense. Now it’s here, look what you did, Buby.”

They get cut off again

Me: “Drianna, Buby?”

Got through processing

Me: “Alright, are you guys ok?”

Drianna: “The fact I’m shooting something should mean we’re in a bit of a fucky-wucky.”

Buby: “Step 3, Drianna.”

Drianna: “Move through the door, you lazy bear!”

Me: “Hold them off, I think I just got through.”

Reunited

Drianna proceeds to aim at me

Me: “Woah, woah, woah! Don’t repeat what happened when we met!”

Drianna: “Oh my god, you actually didn’t lose any of your limbs.”

Me: “And I see you didn’t too.”

Drianna: “I may be, but I don’t know about twitchy bear here.”

Buby: “There are four steps, both of you. One, two, three, four. They’ll be waiting at step four, what do I do?”

Me: “Jesus. Buby, calm down!”

Drianna: “Buby’s only getting more and more buu-buu.”

Me: “Who, or what, will be waiting for you Buby?”

Buby: “After the screws, the needle, they’ll be waiting. Fuck, what do I do?”

Me: “Shit, he might not make it.”

Drianna: “There’s something that should get us to the Government sector. Someone’s going to need to leave Buby and deploy it though.”

Me: “Alright, you’re on Babysitting him. I’ll go up and take a look.”

Chapter 9

Whey did I choose it?

Tailsko: “We had 2 years together, the best 2 I’ve ever had. I was happy, and I had what I wanted. Until you remembered why I exist.”

“Why would I choose the Ishimura over you? You’d said I regret passing it up. It’s like you wanted me gone.”

“And you couldn’t bear to watch through the Tails and Sonic Pals video. You knew what had happened, yet you still went and looked for me. You would find nothing other than regret.”

Transport’s released

Me: “Alright, Transport’s released. Meet me at the landing.”

Drianna: “K, we’ll meet you there, Buby, get your lazy ass up.”

In the transport

I have a little delusion moment that no one sees

Tailsko: “Why did you think I’d still forgive you if you knew I was dead?”

Me: “Get out of my head! You’re not Tailsko.”

Tailsko: “Then who am I?”

Drianna: “Looks like you did the thing.”

Buby: “They’re just staring at me, menacingly. Through the cracks in our heads.”

Me: “Listen to me, Buby, just listen.”

Buby: “Stop staring at me! Stop it!”

Me while Buby says that: “Relax, re -actually- lax.”

Drianna: “We gotta skeddadle out of here.”

Me: “Right, let’s go.”

A little later

Me: “Oh my god, the weeb Mining ship, the USG Ishimura.”

Drianna: “Ye, everyone in the CEC used to gloat about it. Then everyone onboard died. Some terrorists came in and fucked up everything.”

Me: “Terrorists, Terrorists?! They’ve could’ve picked something better to cover it up!”

Drianna: “Wha-“

Me: “What you’ve been seeing today originated on there. I was part of the repair crew when I saw the Marker in action. I barely escaped thinking it was over and the outbreak ended.”

Transports sways around

Me: “Why is this not over?”

Drianna: “There’s something blocking the way, can’t anything on this station work properly?!”

Me: “Stay here, I’ll have my like 5th look at something today.”

Malek’s dead

Malek: “I’m going to leave this for whoever’s alive and dumb enough to venture in here. We’re dead, me and Drianna. She doesn’t know it, but she is going to be seriously fucked later.”

Drianna: “This is not what I signed up for, Malek! It’s only a few more meters, just move!”

Malek: “You’ll die too if you don’t just leave me in the dust.”

Drianna: “No, Malek, Malek!”

Malek: “Malek from Shift 1, we’re toast.”

Entering the Tripod Nest

Me: “Don’t get any funny ideas, but the thing blocking the transport is a large tentacle wrapped around a huge tank.”

Drianna: “Oh please tell me- oh, hmm.... That tank might explode if you heat it.”

Me: “Looks like some meat is going to get brunt.”

First tank exploded

Drianna: “I heard an explosion and you’re not dead so you did the thing, alrighty.

Me: “Yeah, I’ll meet you up ahead.”

Let’s do that again!

Me: “Alright, I’m exploding another one, be ready.”

Drianna: “The one in the middle?! You’re going to blow up everything in here, me and you included.”

Me: “Whole point of doing this, keep Buby ready.”

Tripod nest banter

Drianna: “Look out! They’re charging out of every hole like ants and it’s freaking me out!”

2nd tank exploded

Drianna: “Get the hell out here. The time for trying to amputate that thing is up!

Back at it at the transport

Me: “Go, go, go, go! Faster!”

Drianna: “Why would I not be using full speed already?!”

Me: “Shit! Oh come on!”

We cross it

Marcell D’avis: “Your determination is noted, Xavi, but this ends here. You’re severely interfering with the work that will change us for the better.”

Random EarthGov Soilder: “Sir, evacs are situated.”

Marcell: “It’s looks like looks like it’s going to be dead weight then. Goodbye.”

Drianna: “What did he mean about dead weight. I’m still alive over here.”

Eggman’s laser cuts the track

Drianna: “He sliced the station in half, what the hell are we going to cross now?!”

Me: “Back us up to the station, I have a delusional plan.”

Drianna: “Does it involve any of us being killed?”

Me: “The Ishimura. It was a Mining ship, meaning it must have gravity tethers strong enough to hold the station.”

Drianna: “You really are delusional.”

Me: “Just for a few seconds, you and Buby can clear the track.”

Drianna: “This has to trump all the bad ideas you’ve had so far.”

Me: “Stick around, I’m more delusional than I appear.”

Chapter 10

On board

Me: “Ok, I think there should be a uhh..... computer that I used to check the ship status.”

Drianna: “You sounds hungry or nervous. You probably should’ve eaten.”

Me: “No, I’m totally fine. It’s not like I told you what happened on here, definitely not.”

Ship shape, nope

Me: “Ok, just what I feared.”

Drianna: “What is it?”

Me: “Centrifuge is offline, I’m going to... Engineering to have a look. And I’m totally fine, just keep your concerns on Buby.”

Drianna: “You think you can keep all your limbs?”

Me: “I said don’t worry about me.”

I cut her off now, oh how the tables have turned

Unpleasant, is it now?

Tailsko: “You can pretend being here doesn’t scare you, but deep down, it rattles you to the bone. All the plastic and tape covering the scars so no one would know. You still remember this place, no matter how deeply you try to forget.”

They’re coming in!

Drianna: “Ok, they’re everywhere now, and I mean it now!”

Me: “Yeah, I noticed. Call you later!”

Centrifuge online

Me: “Alright, I have the centrifuge online now and heading back to the tram station.”

Drianna: “Almost got us disconnected from the Rails. Keep calling me, it keeps me sane.”

Drianna’s more reasonable concern

Drianna: “Okay, Buby is worrying me more than usual, listen.”

Buby: “I know what this looks like, blood. But I’m not a murderer, I would never harm you, I swear.”

Drianna: “Stop talking to a box.”

Buby: “He is real, you just can’t see him. Step 3 will make you see! Step 3!

Drianna: “Wait, what are you doing with that screwdriver? Oh god, ahh!”

Welcome to Pain.mp4

Drianna: “Ah dammit, that bear Hit me with that screwdriver.”

Me: “Ah goddamn, you okay? What about Buby?”

Drianna: “He’s just sitting in a corner and saying “DSMIS isn’t shit”. What about you. This idea better work.”

Me: “Almost there. Just need to activate the gravity tethers at the bridge.”

Drianna: “Nice that this will most likely work. At least a flooded Medical deck is off your list of places you need to go-“

Tram computer: “Unexpected stop ahead. Welcome to the Ishimura Medical deck.”

Me: “You’re joking me.”

I get off the tram, and oh look, Tailsko I hear

“The Ishimura medical Deck. Those were my last hours, Alone, frightened, cold. Well, go on, don’t be afraid to fulfill your desires.”

Past Mistake, I mean transmission

Tailsko: “It’s me. I wish I could talk to you. I’m sorry for everything, I just want Huggie-Wuggies from someone. I can’t believe what’s happening, it’s all falling apart. In the end, it all comes down to one little thing. I didn’t want it to end like this, I wanted to cuddle once more. I’m deeply sorry.”

“You never found my body, never touched it. Was I stacked with the others, or was I one of them, wearing my face and stalking the halls for prey?”

Memories

Tailsko: “The barrier, between us is wearing thin. Behind very tarp, a delusions. Behind every door of the passage of time from my life, to when I died....”

Me: “You’re not breaking me.”

Tailsko: “Why do you keep insisting these delusions are somehow my fault? This is about you, not the marker.”

Almost to the Captain’s nest

Me: “Drianna, I’m almost at the captain’s nest to activate the gravity tethers.”

Drianna: “It looks like whatever the hell you needed to fix is at full power here.”

Me: “Let’s hope my delusions pull through, be ready.”

Drianna: “Either wait for your signal or something goes wrong, ok.”

Government Sector snared

Drianna: “Looks like that plan worked, let’s go!”

Me: “I’ll use an escape pod and meet you later.”

Marcell D’avis: “You idiot! You’ll tear the whole moon apart-“

Me: “I would make a one-liner if I fell deeper into the rabbit hole.”

I go to the pod, and oh look, Tailsko

“Where are you going? Still think you can run from the delusions?”

Me: “I don’t know, I don’t know.”

In the escape pod

Me: “I’m away, Drianna. What about you?“

Drianna: “Out of the track, but this psycho is out of his mind!”

Buby: “I need you to see them! It will sting you-“

Drianna: “I’ll sting your ass if you don’t cooperate-“

Me: “Buby, no!”

Drianna: “And not in a good way-AAAAAAARGH!”

They get cut off

Chapter 11

You made me die

Tailsko: “You were right, the Ishimura is a great ship, I’m grateful to be serving aboard her-“

“You made me die, you shit!”

Drianna loses an eye

Drianna: “I’m done, aren’t I?”

Buby: “You aren’t. I just need you to see....”

Me: “Don’t you do it.”

Buby: “Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye!”

Me: “Buby, you crazy ass!”

Confront the Maniac

Buby: “There you are!”

Me: “Why did you poke a needle into her eye, Buby?”

Buby: “I couldn’t handle it, so I thought she could for me.”

Me: “What’s so goddamn difficult for you? What is the last step?”

Buby: “Them! They’ll afraid I’ll see them and destroy the marker, but I need you to see them now, Step 3!”

Confrontation of the deluded and lost

Buby: “There you are! We need to see, face them together. Step 3 is when you’ll see-“

Drianna smacks Buby in the back of the head

Me: “Oh my, Drianna!”

Drianna to Buby: “FINALLY, I HAVE REASON TO DO THAT!”

A gate closes, locking either side from seeing each other, so the rest is unseen

Buby: “You are not cooperating.”

Drianna: “And I will not listen to your bullshit.”

Buby: “You need another session, yes!”

Drianna: “Don’t make me fight with my remaining chocolate bars.”

Not the imposter, I swear, I just got flung out

Buby: “That lying OC! But at leastI still have you, step 3!”

Drianna: “Looks like he can still run, straight into the mines!”

Me: “I’m currently not even in the Sprawl! Get somewhere safe!”

Drianna: “I’ll try, but there isn’t much safe points here, aren’t there?!”

Back inside

Me: “Alright I’m back inside. What about you and Buby?”

Drianna: “I’m fine, but Buby isn’t. He’s gone bonkers and coming for you. I have found one of my cookie stashes and something else that you want to see. Hurry though, I’m in no shape to fight.”

Me: “Alright, stay put. I’ll come to you.”

Oh no, no Box 4

I hack the door, only for Buby to attack me

Buby: “There you are!”

Me: “Woah, Buby!”

Buby: “We need to face them together.”

Buby pokes my helmet off, how?!

Me: “Buby, it’s me!”

Buby: “See them!”

Me: “I’m a goddamn Fox!”

Buby: “Tell them!”

Me: “You’re kidding me.”

Buby: “Step 3, step 3!”

I disarm Buby and impale the needle into his head

Buby: “Oh god-“

Me: “Boom, the bear is dead.”

Buby, how?!

Buby: “Rhadamus, if you’re getting this, I’m scared and don’t want to be hugged. Whenever I’m done with the sessions, I always see you, mad at me for something. God, what is happening to me. Just, try to console me as best you can.”

The consequences of your actions

Tailsko: “Too bad for Buby. That’s what happens when you fight it.”

Me: “You made me kill him, didn’t you!”

Tailsko: “How is it that you still haven’t come to terms of who I am? I will ask you just once more!”

Acceptance

Tailsko grabs my throat once I open the door and swings me against a wall

“Moment of truth! Am I Tails or Tailsko? The one shining light in your dark life or your weighing guilt? Crushing you with Delusions because you can’t get over my death?! Why do you not let go?!”

Me: “You were everything to me, and I’m nothing without you.”

She switches to hugging me

“Step 4: acceptance.”

Chapter 12

A Drill

Drianna: “Over here! Whoever tried to fix this didn’t have time because of course this station is cursed.”

Me: “Buby is dead, so no Box 3R.”

Drianna: “Not going to pretend I cared. I’m more excited for Extended UBN. So what now, I thought you needed him to destroy the Marker.”

Me: “No, he couldn’t face something horrible he did.“

Drianna: “I’d kill you now, but I’m assuming you have another plan for us.”

Me: “Acknowledgement is key to putting a problem aside, and I think I have under control now. Well, this drill is a nice change of pace. We’ll start on seeing what needs fixing.”

Drianna: “Alright. I’ll see if I can still be of some use.”

Power cell replaced

Drianna: “What happened? I just lost the holograms.“

Me: “Circuit Junction shorted out. I’m going out to find one.”

Drianna: “There should be some laying around.”

Me: “I’ll start looking, any luck up there?”

Drianna: “Short answer: no. Long answer: no, not really.”

Me: “Right.”

Circuit board snagged

Me: “Snagged one!”

Drianna: “And I think I did something about the Navcards.”

Me: “Great.”

Time for hacking

Me: “It doesn’t recognize the new junction.”

Drianna: “I can fix that from up here.”

Me under my breath: “Or I can do something from here so I’m more than a-“

Drianna: “What was that?”

Me: “Nothing.”

Time for an On-rails section

Drianna: “I did the thing, it works now.”

Me: “About that..”

Drianna: “There’s a lift on the other side. I’ll turn around so you can get on and I can be of some use.”

Me: “Thanks.”

On the drill

Me: “Alright, I’m on it.”

Drianna: “Let’s see how much shit I can wreck with this boy.”

Banter Set 2

“If there’s this much down here, there’s gotta be a swarm above us.”

“More of that gooey shit coming up.”

Great Time against the Necromorphs

Drianna: “Hey, how’s life?”

Me: “Absolutely fine, best time of my life!”

They Climb Now?!

Drianna: “Cool, they’re climbing up the walls now.”

Me: “Just steer away from the walls, I’m going to protect us.”

We have a giant Drill

Me: “Woah, woah, woah, Stop!”

Drianna: “Looks like we reached the foundation of the Government Sector.”

Me: “So, how are we dropping in?”

Drianna: “Straight ahead. What else is this drill for?”

Me: “Um... I’m on top of this thing, and I’m a just a FEEBLE, FOX-“

The Government Sector

Chapter 13

Holy Crap, that hurt

Me: “Holy shit, I feel like all my bones are crying right now.”

Drianna: “You’re lucky to have both of your eyes. At least we made it to the Government Sector, and I’m guessing this marker is behind, that door.”

Me: “Yeah, there’s gotta be something connecting these floors. I’m going to make my way to you.”

Drianna: “I’m going to find you halfway then”

Edgelord shows

Drianna: “Look, there’s a gunship docked!”

Me: “What? What’s it’s status?”

Drianna: “Seems fine! Listen to me, we’re going to get out of here alive.”

Me: “I’m going to be an Edgelord and dump you. It’s too dangerous, and you won’t be able to help anymore.”

Drianna: “Shush with that talk and just come here.”

Self sacrifice

Drianna: “Hey get over here-“

I contemplate the decision, then launch the ship with Drianna inside.”

Drianna: “What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing?! Don’t you dare launch this ship!”

Me: “Your best chance, Drianna. You’re going to be found in that thing. You have life support, comms.”

Drianna: “Simp....”

Me: “I want you alive to help me cope with the fact Tailsko isn’t. So, uh.... goodbye.”

I have a moment with Tailsko

Tailsko: “Are you ready for Huggie-Wuggies now?

Me: “So I can release you from my life next? No dice.”

Tailsko: “Cuddle me, please?”

Me: “That’s not a good idea.”

She has a sad expression to that answer

Me: “I can’t, not yet.”

Marcell’s bluff

“I don’t know what hellish desires protect you, but that is over. I have 200 specially trained armed personnel, every enterance is covered! You won’t make it far.”

Shutdown, nope

Solider wall: “Drop your weapons and surrender!”

Me: “Nope.”

Solider: “Open Fire, boys!”

Huge barrage comes in and I escape that

Spooky power outage hours

Solider: “Marcell, power is out, be on alert. Some may have passed us and compromised the compound.”

Another Solider: “Yep, Fire at them!”

Marcell: “You bafoon! If you let them into the Marker- Seal the Marker chamber off, seal it off!”

Lost

Tailsko: “Where are you going?”

Me: “I don’t know.”

Tailsko: “That’s why I’m here, silly. To lead the way.”

What does one do?

Me: “God, where are these headaches coming from?”

Tailsko: “We’re getting closer, the Marker senses your presence.”

Me: “I still don’t know what to do.”

Tailsko: “When the time is up, you will.”

Convergence

Me: “Oh my god, I was responsible for that?”

I look down and see a whole ton of Necromorphs

“What are they doing?”

Tailsko: “They’re approaching the marker. Convergence is at hand.”

Marcell: “You were trouble from the start, but I was restrained. I was told your mind was the purest, I spent years shifting through your deluded brain! This was not how it was supposed to happen!”

Me: “Then how was it supposed to happen?!”

Marcell: “We had it under control! We were at our wit’s end understanding this.”

Something happens

Marcell: “All the bodies you left in here, it’s triggering a convergence event. We were not expecting this many bodies, it’s too much-“

He gets cut off

Me: “What is happening?! I don’t watch anime.”

Tailsko: “Making us whole.”

The Dark machine

Me: “Oh my god, that bear was right. So this gets into the parts of out brains that have Marker codes stored in them. How does this hurt the Marker?”

Tailsko: “It’s afraid of us being together, UWU.”

Me: “Step 4.”

Tailsko: “It’s going to hurt. Step inside.”

Me: “Alright, I get inside.”

Thing is done

Me: “Tailsko, where are you?”

Tailsko: “Follow the light. I’ll be waiting at the marker.”

Chapter 14

No Reason to fight

Tailsko: “You’re fighting it, but it’s pointless. You have to let go.”

Me: “But I’ll miss you very much.”

Tailsko: “I will too, but it’s the only way.”

Final onslaught

Tailsko: “This is it. Convergence is at hand, meet me at the marker.”

Chapter 15

Final confrontation at the Marker

I get impaled by a Javelin by Marcell because of course

Marcell: “The research in that marker is worth everything we have lost.”

Another implement that I barely survive

Marcell: “I won’t let you take it away from me.”

Cue quick recovery of stamina cliche and Popping his jaw with a hook and Javelin

I make my way to Tailsko and lay in her hand

“Thank you, now. Get jebaited!”

We get transported somewhere

“Your body is the last we need to cuddle with. The horny people must be absorbed!”

Me: “Like me and Buby? But I thought he said we could destroy the marker!”

Tailsko: “Not if I nuzzle you first!”

Me: “This is shit, this marker is shit, and you are SHIT!”

Tailsko’s banters

“You will all be made one, make us whole!”

“Give up already...”

“You will all simp, make us whole!”

“We must be reborn!”

Bad Idea

Drianna: “So you just dump me and die, now do you?!”

Me: “I’m delusional, remember?”

Drianna: “Well guess what, I have one very bad idea! I’m coming down to get you.”

Me: “This whole station is collapsing, just save yourself and leave me to my delusions for my final seconds.”

Drianna: “As if I care! It’s my turn to have a bad idea, so heads up!”

Gunship escape

Drianna: “Grab my hand before I regret doing this.”

Me: “I’ll try to not make it weird.”

I get inside the gunship

Drianna: “Shut the hatch!”

Me: “Oh come on!”

The door does close

In the cockpit, I look around paranoid thinking the surprise from Dead Space 1 is going to happen, but nope, just Drianna

Drianna: “Why are you looking at me like that, taking me out for a snack?”

And then Funny UWU



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