The bs I tell my friends

Hey Mario

Guys there's a new villain in this world

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Ha ha ha

I AM NOT A MORON

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

bro got so mad

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?