Hello, Its Me Kyle

I Know All Of U Heard Of Kirby, That Cute Pink Ball With A Cute Face

Well We All Love Kirby

My Favorite Character Is Dedede, But I Also Love Meta Knight

But Ill Never Think Of Dedede The Same Way Again After That Day

Let Me Tell You (edited)

One Day I Got A Package From GameFly

I Was Exited To Get Some Kirby Games

I Saw All The Kirby Games

But One Interested Me The Most

It Was A Wii U Game

It Was Called Dedede's Adventure

This Got Me Confused For 10 Seconds

The Wii U Had Been Discontinued Since 2017

I Think This Might Be A Rare Game

So I Opened The Game And Turned On My Wii U

I Putted The Disc In The Console

The Game Icon Had Dededes Face

But It Did Not Look Right

His Eyes Where Small

I Just Thought, Hey Its Looks Funny Because That's The Face That Dedede Makes All The Time

So I Opened The Game

I Selected My File And The Game Started

The Story Is That Black Matter Started To Haunt Dreamland Again

So Dededeeznuts Has To Save Dreamland

The Game Started, It Had Your Typical Kirby Platforming Game

But Something Was Off

The Waddle Dees Had Troll Faces On Them And Waddle Doos Had 2 eyes and smiles

I Said To My Self, This Is Not Right

I Completed The First Level

Then A Boss Level Opened Up

This Was Strange Because, The Boss Level Is Not The Second Level In Kirby Games Since That Will Make The Game To Short

So I Entered The Level

The Boss Was Meta Knight Possesed By Black Matter

This Was Strange Because The Knights Mind Is To Powerful, That's Why He Was Never Possessed By Dark Matter And Forgo

The Design Of Meta Knight Was Horrifying!

He Had One Eye In The Darkness Of His Mask

He Had Quandale Dingle Fingers

And I Remember He Had A Crack In His Mask

I Defeated Meta Knight

The Quandale Dingle Fingere's Where Not Real

They Fell Of And Shattered Into Plastic Pieces

And His Mask Brook Off

And Like Any Kirby Game, We Saw His Face

But For A Second, Black Matter, Was Still In Him

The Face Was The Trollface

But It Turned Out That The Troll Face Was A Mask, And It Also Brook Off

And Then We Saw Meta Knights Real Face, The Kirby Face As Always

But After A Second, His Eyes Started To Get Wide Like A Shocked Kirby Eyes

His Eyes Started To Turn Into Static

And In The Static Was Your Mom

Then Meta Knight Disappeared

And Then, After A Second, Oh Man This Part Of The Game Was Super Scary

Static Appered On The TV

A Jumpscare Popped Up

It Was King Dededeeznuts

His Eyes Where White

And The Sound Effect From The Talking Larry Scraming Meme Played

And After 2 Seconds, Dedede Started Twerking.

It Gave Me A Mini Heart Attack

I Took Out The Disc, And Took It Outside

Then I Destroyed It And Laded My Brown Slime On It, If You Know What I Mean

Then I Set The Thing On Fire

Then I Went Back Home

I Looks At The Package Box That I Got Today And Found A Note

The Note Read As Follows

Dear Whoever You Are

This Game Called Dededes Adventure Was Possessed By A Kid Named Mason Troy Adams

He died because of ligma

Ligma You Ask

Ligmaballs

From: Gamefly Manager

This Note Gave Me Goosebump's

What Where They Thinking????????///??/

As The Disc Was Burning A Spirit Escaped From The Disc

That Spirit Can Be Mason Troy Adams

So That's My Story

One Again I Will Never Think Of Dedede The Same Way Again

I Promise I Will Never Be Fooled By Game Like That Ever Again

Now If You Would Excuse Me

I'm Now Gonna Search Up Diane Foxington On DeviantArt