1 year ago

Despite having a codename for it (based off a reddit story (because of course it is)) we actually have never encountered a "Coma Lamp" situation


Here's a copy-pasted summary because i'm lazy:

"a dude was at a baseball game or smg and got in a fight and was knocked out. When he woke up he continued on with life, got a gf, got married, had kids, and one day a good 8 years later he saw the lamp was a little bit off. He was obsessed with it not looking away for weeks. His wife took the kids to her parents and stayed there for a while. After about 3-5 weeks he woke up. He was still laying on the ground at the baseball game. It was only 8 minutes and he was around emergency services. He lived through 8 years in those 8 minutes he was unconscious. He had severe ptsd from it"
Source: Shroom516 in a YTShorts comment



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