That’s right, folks—step right up and cast your vote in THE most important decision of your hypothetical, war-torn lifetime! Imagine it’s the year 198X, the world is on the brink, and you HAVE to be in a war. That’s right, no sitting this one out, no hiding under your grandma’s afghan—this is war, and you’ve got a choice to make!

So tell us, brave citizen: 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐝𝐨?

1. Pretend I'm a tree – Just stand still and hope nobody notices.

2. Challenge the enemy to a dance-off – Because wars should be settled with breakdancing.

3. Dig a hole and become a professional – No war underground!

4. Convince both sides I'm their secret leader – Then make them call a truce so I can "reveal the real plan."

5. Join as the official war snack distributor – Everyone loves free food, right?

6. Ride into battle on a unicycle, armed with a water gun – Confusion is a weapon too.

7. Declare myself Switzerland – If it works for them, it can work for me!

8. Challenge the enemy general to rock-paper-scissors for the whole war – Best of three, no cheating.

9. Start a TikTok livestream and convince the world to cancel the war – #NoMoreWar

10. Disguise myself as a mailbox – No one attacks a mailbox… right?

No dodging, no deferring—it’s time to decide! Cast your vote NOW and tell us: If war calls your name, how will you answer?

Dial 1-800-WAR-POLL or send a self-addressed postcard to P.O. Box 198X! Results air live right after ‘Action Thunder: The Ultimate Reckoning’—only on Channel 6!

Here’s a link to the poll: [https://gamejolt.com/p/if-a-war-was-about-to-begin-and-you-had-to-be-in-it-what-would-you-vufp2i88]

(Don't actually call that number)