alpha 3 is where things will get big

bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon oh yeah a new player model but bacon

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smertan playhouse character artwork

new main menu coming in alpha 4

First ever model for the uncle

alpha 4 will make a the minigames look a lot clean-- wait what is that

fun fact: this is what smertan originally looked like it was back in 2020 and the game was just an idea with no gameplay

smertan eats your sole

Alpha 3 is out now!