how I'm still THIS GAY

I forgot twice that John can't swim and almost died

I was surprised that I survived that

Talking gay things with my non-men-liker friend

I be profen never joking

30 year-old raging over 67

Well, talking about something happier

I think I got enough pics of my new husbando

Fucking love him

The Legend of Larp

I wanna fucking die

It's true for very sad reasons

I'm waking up to this at full blast

Me when the ding-a-ling is falling a part