Never seen Star Wars.

None of them.

Never will.

“Omg you’re missing out”

Maybe.

You’re missing out on being a multi millionaire.

Keep your movie.

"Not your car”

It has my last name. Tate. T8. On the numberplate.

Too much star wars makes you dumb.

Guys. I have more cars that I stand next too.

If you want to learn how to make money online (inbetween watching dorkwars)

👍💰💰💰

Everyone who’s ever watched star wars in human history is absolutely dirt poor.

No exceptions.

Only I can save you.

Even watching a star wars trailer may leave you homeless, on the street, with aids.

Only I have the path to absolute financial freedom.

Do not follow the Jedi.

Follow the Jesus.

Women hate you.

They hate you because you’ve watched Star Wars.

I can correct this.

My PHD program teaches you how to get unlimited women. Read the reviews yourself.

Has a girl ever tattooed her name on you?

No?

It’s because you’ve watched star wars.

Luckily I teach you the secrets to the female mind - not only how to get them - but how to make them do anything you say.

Change your life today

Do you have cool pictures of you with cigars?

With piles of money? On tropical islands?

No?

You spent too much time watching dorkwars.

Luckily you can join my war room and supercharge online money making. TODAY.

Read the reviews yourself.

I confirm.

I am richer than anyone who’s ever seen star wars ever.

Even the inventor of star wars is a penny pinching little bitch, compared to the awesome near incalculable power of my bank account.

Luckily - I will teach you how to do the same.

I turned to her and said...

“Baby.

I’ve never watched Star Wars”

Adoring females arrive at my house.

Naked.

Everyday millions of dollars should be deposited into your bank account.

They never make it because you’ve watched Star Wars.

They turn around and decide to go into the bank of someone who’s not a fucking dork.

I can make you rich.

On my Instagram you will see I never mention Star Wars.

Ever.

This is how I slept with your mother, sister, girlfriend.

Because I’ve never seen Star Wars.

This is me in Switzerland with a female.

You’ve never heard of females before. Because you watch star wars.

This car is an Aventador.

On the floor is something called money.

I can teach you about these things.

Alone in my hotel with my Aston Martin key and my Hublot and my solid gold iPhone.

I thought to myself “hmm. I’ve never seen Star Wars”

I blinked.

And the girl appeared.

I can teach you to have money and women exactly the same. Learn the secrets.

Sorry for flexin on you broke boys.

I know you’re upset.

But you’re about to get real mad🤭

I’m at the hotel.

Bout to take your momma to the dark side.

Ima use the force.... nice and slow....

That’s right.

I am your father.

When you’ve never seen Star Wars you can snap baseball bats with your shin.

The dork army’s of star wars fans got their biggest strongest nerd to fight me in a bid to defend the honor of star wars geeks everywhere.

I used the force on his bumbarass head.

There isn’t a Star Wars fan alive who could resist my awesome physical prowess.

This is the kind of life you live if you’ve never seen Star Wars.

Quickly.

Go back in time.

Don’t watch dork movies.

Imagine the coolest man you’ve ever met.

That’s right. Close your eyes.

Imagine hard.

You see my face. Don’t you.

My beautiful face.

Yes.

Yes. It’s ok. It’s ok.

I’ve never seen Star Wars.

The car you love.

The man you love.

You’ve seen the Lambo and Aston already in the thread.

Notice the Ferrari.

That’s right. Cry. Cry little dorks.

Starwars did this to you.

Starwars betrayed you.

You coulda been me.

I will pay PayPal you a dollar.

As many times as you want.

Just tweet your PayPal address at me with the line “I hate Star Wars”

2 hours only.

I have all the sex.

Because I’ve never seen starwars.

There is no sex left for any other male.

You’ll die childless.

I will impregnate every female alive.

Repopulate the earth with my brilliant genetics - never polluted by dork wars.

Luke.

I will be EVERYONES father.

She said she didn’t wanna cheat on cheesy mr yeezy but...

I leant in real close.

Whispered in her ear.

Sexily.

“I’ve never seen Star Wars.”

😮😮😮😮😮😮

Oh my godddd.

I’ve never like. Felt. Like. This way.

Oh my godddd.

Look close.

Very close.

She has Tate tattood on her hip.

“BUT HOW?” Think the dorks.

They wasted their time wasting dork wars.

Instead of learning from the master.

You are wasting your life.

You could be like me.

I've never watched Star Wars.