3 years ago

*double i n h a l e*


We're no strangers to court! You know the rules, and so do I. A full acquittal is what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just want to tell you I believe you, no matter who takes the stand.

Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, Never going to run out of contradictions. Gonna expose each lie. Gonna make the truth come to light. Gonna make sure you get the right conviction.

We've known each other for a day. I know you're innocent, but there's... no evidence... to prove it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the killer and we're gonna get him. And if you ask me how we'll win this, Don't tell me you've lost faith in me!

"Don't worry! I will defend you, because I am Phoenix Wright, and all you have to do is believe in me! Your Honor! That testimony is BULLSHIT, and I can prove it with this piece of evidence! Objection! Hold it! Take that! Got it! Shit! I guess I'll have to try again. Time to look at the court record. Shit! I guess I'll have to try again. Time to look at the court record." And if you ask me how we'll win this, don't tell me you've lost faith in me!



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