Bro she already got a son

I hope this is NOT real

LITERALLY ME

"Bro show us your dance moves!"

Sonic:

🤠🎅

no, my death was greatly exaggerated

💀🐶

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

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Mi serpiente esta solida