4 years ago

eeeeeey, wanna pun?

vvvvvvvv


My brother when we're eating and our parents aren't home:food fight!

Me:ya wanna PIZZA me*one pun point* *pulls out a pizza from freddy's*

My sister with a drum:*ba dum tssss*

My bro: Well played, now shut up and we can KETCHUP on this food fight *one pun point* *takes out ketchup bottle and sprays ketchup all over me and my sis faces*

My sister with a drum:*ba dum tssss*(again)

My sis:Ok guys, let's just calm down and TACO bout it *one pun point* *dabs* *grabs taco*

all:*food fight*



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