Attention all Wisconsonites! Sunshine's is now accepting job applications! For anyone interested in working night hours, we are in desperate need for a security guard to watch the facility during closing hours. Get your resumes handy and apply today!

I saw a silly video about a man crashing out over a candy cane and I thought that Alex would have an almost identical reaction. So, I recorded myself recreating that video in VRChat! Happy Holidays, everyone!

Lord Forgive Me

DEFINITIVE RELEASE DATE.

JAN 16, 2026

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎! 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠. 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞?

Ashley and Rachel's Christmas Icons

I have fulfilled my purpose for now. I've accomplished my goal for now. I don't feel like making too many, but Christmas is still a ways off.

Here's Alex's verdict on The Magic Hour's final trailer!

No matter what he's talking about, CORPSLAVE never loses that classic corporate tone of voice.

Alice's on chilling.

It's finally happening. After almost two years of procrastinating, it's finally happening. Is it gonna be perfect? No. But it's still gonna happen anyways. Ask Alex - coming soon...