Bro’s face lookin’ like the final boss of a failed skincare tutorial. Built like he spawned during a glitch in The Sims eyebrows on airplane mode, cheekbones buffering, and that smile.. Looks like he’s trying to hold in a fart and a stock market crash at the same time. If uncanny valley had a CEO, it’s him straight outta Photoshop with the ‘liquify’ tool left on max.