Good afternoon, everybody. Eric wanted me to send out a little message regarding that thing in the basement storage level, since you all seem to be somewhat concerned about it's... unique... appearance.

That was an old character- like, REALLY old. There was some bar area for parents to hang out in at the old place, and this character- Marvolous Marvin, I think his name was, would do a sort of stand-up comedy act full of jokes that were too much for the kids. It was a good enough distraction for the adults, I guess. After the flood, though, they had to board up that bar, and they just chucked Marvin into storage. I don't understand why it's even being kept. It's parts are too old to be re-used with any of the new characters. Maybe Eric is nostalic about it or something- he built it himself, after all. Regardless, don't worry about ol' Marvin. He's out of service, and he has been for the last 40 years.

Best wishes,

Jacob