Nobody:

Everyone including me:

Simping for a motherfucking alligator that has anger issues, has ANGST lore with Glamrock Bonnie, and is 8 feet tall 😭😭💀😝😔😝😝😔😝✨😔✨😔😔✨✨✨😝😔😝✨💀💀✨😝😝

Hey so I became a sea monster in real life, uhhhhh

Hehe schmoopy

Did Bondee’s get cancelled?

@Otis_Le_PoOtis WE NEED ANSWERS 🥹

PLEASE IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE ITS ANNOUNCEMENT

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@Otis_Le_PoOtis They had a rough breakup over the summer 😬😬😬

They’re only friends now I guess 😬

I AM NOT A MORON

8/5/2025 reveal…

I now have a girlfriend. I have for 7 months. Meet Lucia!!! My perfect mermaid hehehehe

Also don’t mind the vampire restyle

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08/05/2025

Happy Valentine’s Day! @OperaGX dropped the Valentine’s-inspired game Maximum Load. Guide PC Man through a satisfying install. 🥵

2 quests celebrating the game have entered your log! Play #MaximumLoad here: https://bit.ly/maximumload

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CBO…

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