Okay, everybody

I'm so glad you're here today

Ah, lemme take another sip

Oh, I'm really excited for you all to meet my friends

The Frowning Critters, Smiling Critters

You guys may have the spotlight for a while

But wait until you see all the amazing things

We have to offer

Say hi to the bad times (what?)

Cry to the sad rhymes (no, no!)

We are misery's company (not good)

Rather be angy, tired and hangry (wow)

Don't care about "you and me" (oh boy)

F-R-O-W-N (that's not so nice)

Not your friend, and won't pretend

F-R-O-W-N (not cool)

We're unhappy 'til the end

Frown

Frown every day, no other way

To get some peace and quiet

I don't buy it

Hate

All of your happy games, and smiley ways

We don't enjoy it, why destroy it?

Floppy wants to sleep, and Icky won't eat

And Groddy hates you, Dogpressed is blue

Ignore that Wimpin Chicken' and Boring UniqueCorn

Dumb, Dumbba, Dumbbaphant, not much more

Hey, what you mean not much more?

Y-you guys can't lie about that

In front of the Smiling Critters?

It's a song for all of us, including me?

C'mon, don't leave me out, guys

Don't you lie, it's Catfeine, you're fine

You're happy, stay with me

The caffeine, I'm wired

Don't you lie, it's Catfeine, you're fine

You're happy, stay with me

The caffeine, I'm wired

F-R-O-W-N

Not your friend, and won't pretend

F-R-O-W-N

We're unhappy 'til the end

We're still frowning everyday

There's really no other way

F-R-O-W-N

We're unhappy 'til the end