9 months ago

every episode of house md ever but i too am in this episode


CHASE: House, we need to cure this patient. He is very sick.

HOUSE: Did you try the medicine drug?

CHASE: I did try the medicine drug.

HOUSE: Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid.

PATIENT (me): I would rather not be sick.

HOUSE: You are stupid too. Did you take stupid drug?

FOREMAN: I gave patient stupid drug.

HOUSE: You are a black man.

FOREMAN: This vexes me.

PATIENT (me): I have blood from my nose that is dripping.

CAMERON: That’s bad!

PATIENT: Also I was bitten by mice due to my poor hygiene.

CUTTY: You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in awhile.

HOUSE: No! Hygiene drug will kill Patient! He needs RPF to live!

CHASE: [Shocked]

CAMERON: [Shocked]

FOREMAN: [Vexed]

HOUSE: More RPF!

CUTTY: I forbid this.

HOUSE: Don’t care.

CHASE: [Gets RPF]

HOUSE: [Makes RPF serum]

PATIENT (me): I feel better. No more nose blood! Thank you doctor!

HOUSE: I am very smart.

WILSON: I, too, am in this episode.

FOREMAN: This vexes me.



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