For all of those of whom wondered where I had gone, read the article...

Everyone when I post after not posting for a month

Holy shit i come back and this is the first thing i see

Everyone when i post after not posting for 2/3 of a year

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I HAVE RETURNED SUCKERS

8 MONTHS OF INACTIVITY DUE TO LOSING MY EMAIL ADDRESS AND PASSWORD FOR IT, AND THE PASSWORD FOR THIS, I HAVE FINALLY RECOVERED IT, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST WASNT IT?!

When you tickle the pickle but your pickle falls off

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Chat am i real

I need it

Everyone when I post after not posting for 3 months

Shoobies leave a sticky trail of mucus in their wake, which can impede movement for any creature that steps in it.