I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid Sotdog in my underwear
When suddenly a Clone behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Sonehog or Cousin Slandeog?
Is it Sone or Hog or Sotdog?
Could it be Ababah or Bob or Bobog or Long Legs or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my Sone dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the Gamejolt for some Sonehog Clones
When I accidentally stepped into a alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Sonehog
They sucked out my internal STSCTK Release Dates
And they took some Clones and said I was a darn good Sone
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my Sonehog on time
Just then the disembodied head of Sonehog SoneosneosneSEONE started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty paper cut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with Sonehog by the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like the Sonehog jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong