I've come to make an announcement: Nate's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He told my fucking dad to kill himself. That's right, he took his rusty fuckin' knife out and he told my dad to KILL HIMSELF, and he said his knife was THIS SHARP, and I said that's disgusting.

So I'm making a callout post on my Gamejolt.com. Nate, you got a dull knife, it's as dull as this spoon except WAY duller, and guess what? Here's what my knife looks like!

*INSERT ONE OF HIS PURPLE KNIVES HERE*

That's right, baby! Sharp edges, no dull points, no rust, look at that, it looks like a fucking sword! He killed my dad, so guess what? I'm gonna kill the nightguard! That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER DEMON KNIFE!

Except I'm not gonna kill the nightguard. I'm gonna go higher. I'm killing the FUNTOOOONS! How do you like that, JOHNNY? I KILLED THE FUNTOONS, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty years before the fucking DEMISED haunt the fucking CBCP warehouse, now get out of my fucking sight before I kill you too!

Yes I know Evil Javier didn't actually kill the FunToons

Go watch the source material here, I beg of you