Real sans undertale

What kind of stuff bro sends me at 3 AM:

Gamejolters when you tell them to make games instead of using Game Jolt as a social media platform:

A weird noise happened in my attic today

The delivery driver watching me cut off the tip of my penis so that I can give it to him (He wanted a tip)

Video tape akert

Never uploading a cover ever again

idk

United States project

So real