Sadistic holiday demons are nothing new. However, that burnt toast bread look of yours? Phew!

Your abilities are impressive, for sure. But if you're going to turn my minions against me, I'll be sure to put you down like cur!

That box may work on the queen, but on me? It won't sell! You're gonna have to try a little harder than that, Noelle!

If you need to be taught how to fight, then don't bother challenging me! You won't even last long enough to count to three!

Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

I prefer the old you, Mr. Scrooge. Nowadays I can't tell if you're a moneylender or a despicable stooge!

It's almost as if you've been infected with a tumor. I'll be sure to avoid the ghosts of past, present and future!

The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!

What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!

I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!

Your family should have left you behind on purpose. Brats such as yourself deserve to be hit with a thousand curses!

Tricks and traps won't be enough to take me down. Any attempts you make simply make me frown!

So much time and effort just to get an uninspired doll. Any merchandise centered around Grunty would've been been enough for the hauls!

If Turbo-Man was your best, then it can only go down from there! Then again, individuals like you are far from rare!

Keep your snowballs to yourself, snowcone! Lest I reduce you to nothing, but bones!

Leave Tooty to me and nothing will be lost! There's nothing you can do that I can't counter, Jack Frost!

Your title is exaggerated, for sure. The amount of failures on your resume is so long, I could give you a tour!

You couldn't compare to someone like me! If I had to give you a rating, it'd definitely be a three!