@boyfriend_and_gf 1 got banned ):
@Icy__
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@GHOST30
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@Gabethegoat
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Fuck it Everytime this gets 10 likes I'll write a entire song lyrics in the article
Your choice
Welcome to the Internet have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think can be found
We've got mountains of content some better some worse
If none of its of interest to you youd be the first
Welcome to the Internet come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic this isn't a test haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the Internet what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights
Or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million ways to engage
Welcome to the Internet put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
here's a nine year old who died :D
We got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
AND A BUNCH OF COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS ALL THE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS IN UNDERTALE FUCKING EACH OTHER
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
Hold on to your socks
Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are Grainy and off putting he just sent you more
don't act surprise you know you like it you WH-
See a man beheaded get offended see a shrink picture of your children tell us thought you think
Start a rumor
But a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer or DM a girl and groom her to a doom or find a tumor in you-
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you

Here's how you can build a bomb
Which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything? a of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything? a of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
You know ... It wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell
Circa '99
This was catalogd travel blogs a chat room or two
We set our sights spent our nights
Waiting
For you yes you insatiable you
mommy let you use her iPod you were barely two
And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now look at you
Oh look at you, you, you
Unstoppable watchable
Your time is now your insides out
Honey how you grew and if we stick together who knows what we'll do
It's was always the plan to put the world in your hand
*Insert laugh sound effect*
Could I interest you in everything? a of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Could I interest you in everything? a of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and Anything and everything and anything and everything and anything and everything
All of the time
























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