How do I meet the strangest men They always seem to find me
Remember that time way back when I
Kissed a guy who ate his women friends
Now only dogs will follow me (is he following?)
I bite at the hand that feeds me
I slap at the face that eats me
Some kind of animal cannibal
Made impressions on me
Have we met before? (Possibly in Michigan)
In some strange department store :)
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