Once we get up there (trump cover) 2.0
It's not what Canada is
It's what it could be
With new management in charge
Like you, and you, and me
Once we get up there
And snag that maple throne
Our fatass trinity could make their realm our own
We'll pack up all their syrup, and redecorate
Bet Trump tower would look powerful with snowier gates
Once we get up there
Up to the northern land
A hundred billion geese await our every command
We're the richest fish in America, how 'bout we upgrade the bowl?
It's time for growth, let's rule 'em both!
Take total control
Think of all your dreams that could come true
Even the wet ones?
Yeah, those too
Imagine what it could enable
For my label
Yes
A Canadian host that bows to none but us
I can have hot new geese
Tear off their wings and make 'em into dresses
And what's best is
That dumb prime minister showed us the way
To make those feathered assholes pay
And once we're In office, I can't wait to say
To everyone who doubted me, your doubting days are done
You'll be cornered, trapped, and tortured
Then I'll shoot you, just for fun
Once we get up there
The shining kingdom of Mark carney
No more petty squabbles with the crackheads
As we stroll the frozen promenade
What's a president to a prime minister?
They ain't got a Timmies
It'll be so nice in paradise
With a splash of vice, they'll pay the price
We'll rule the sky from up on high
Once I
And I
And I
Get up there
They're Ducked












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