Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a certain fat in Fazbears long ago
He was big and chunky, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a erotic bear
He could preach his voicelines like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputoy
Lover of the Fazbear girls
There was a burger that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputoy
Freddy Fazbear's love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the gamer land and never mind the Czar
But the Despacito he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to vore
For the hot chicken he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would help her ass

Ra ra Rasputoy
Lover of the Fazbears girls
There was a burger that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputoy
Freddy Fazbear's love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for fast food (and girls)
Became known to more and more robots
The demands to do something
About this outrageous fat bear
Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This fucker just got to go", declared the fandom base
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do a shit"
No doubt this Rasputoy had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his fucking legs
Then one night some men called Scraptrap
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came

Ra ra Rasputoy
Lover of the Fazbears girls
They put some ecoil into his drink
Ra ra Rasputoy
Freddy Fazbear's love machine
He drank it all and said, "This is nice"
Ra ra Rasputoy
Lover of the Fazbears girls
They didn't quit, they wanted his dick
Ra ra Rasputoy
Freddy Fazbear's love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was ded

Oh, those furrys