17 days ago

Frog Theory: FROG PRESIDENT ISN'T WHO HE SEEMS?!


Hello internet! Welcome to FROG theory! The show where we... I dunno, lick frogs.
*GAME THEORY INTRO MUSIC THEME*
Today we'll be examining the so called FROG PRESIDENT, shown in the newspaper you see in the opening of Five nights at Friedrichs. In a corner you can see "FROG PRESIDENT"
Now, this SEEMS like a one off, but mr frog president ACTUALLY appears in one of ryon's other games:
Poopy stinky monkey challenge
FROG FEVER
In the game you lick stuff idk BUT, the little frog dude has NUBS!

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BUT! In the NEWSPAPER, we see that the Frog president... HAS SEPARATED LIMBS!

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This means the two frogs are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND NOT AT ALL RELATED!
So, you might be thinking, "Alright then, they're different, so what?"
Well, I suspect this frog president, might not BE a frog!
THINK ABOUT IT!
Frogs can't pull off such a cool bowtie! Frogs also don't have teeth (This is real information, dont look it up) AND frogs dont have floating hands!
But... what's a character that doesn't have arms, can pull off a sick accesory and doesn't have teeth?
That's right...
RAYMAN!

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Rayman doesn't have teeth stop lying to yourself.
IT IS 100% FACT that RAYMAN has shapeshifted into a frog in order to PRETEND to be a frog president, so that he can brainwash all of the frogs to usurping the FROG KING. But, WHO IS THE FROG KING?

WELL, NONE OTHER THAN WART FROM SUPER MARIO BROS 2

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YOU SEE, WART STOLE RAYMANS ICONIC SANDWHICH WHICH HAS APPEARED IN ALL THE GAMES (yes it has stop lying to yourself, it's in every game) AND NOW RAYMAN SHALL KILL HIM WITH FROGS!

This is 100% cannon and was planned beforehand in the game.
BUT HEY, THAT'S NOT A THEORY. IT'S CANNON!
*BEE-DOAW WEEAHW DEE BEE- WEAW WEE WAE WAAEE WAAOOEE GAME THEORY SONG*



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