*for legal reasons i have to specify this is purely satirical and i have no intention of committing any harm to any government body
Next up
mate if you wanna give king charles a handy just say that
i cooka da spaghetti mama mia
i know absolutely none of these characters but i rated them purely on what i remember of them & if they look cute together. i only remember the originals + that knife cunt and the phone.
fucking hate that pink flower fucker.
i always forget how bloody many English football teams there in such a small region. these are the main 'big' relevant ones. this is all of them (below)
HELP THERES LIKE 14 COMMENTS OF THIS ONE GUY?????
i take accusations of being br*tish extremely seriously and I will be taking sufficient legal action.
because im a spiteful cunt i coloured in the US the same as the uk on a map. does this do anything? no not at all BUT objectively it'd be funny as hell if everyone just started using this map and acting as if its normal.
my pronouns? my friend i am but a mere pigeon.
they're ha/ha/hee/hee though.
please, PLEASE change it bro. also i love how zero former african colonies have the union jack on it, because yk. we didnt treat non-settler colonies all too well.











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