Part 1.

He is wanted in 10 countries for tax evasion.

--|Never liked your design...|--

He's not much of a threat, just shut off a camera.

(I tried to change his design a bit since I'm not really a fan of it).

do not fuck with the faces face gang

No way bruh.

hes here

He may not be a cucumber, BUT he is MADE of cucumbers! He is like one big amalgam sewed together with a tortilla.

--|Break time's over |--

He sits silently, impaled, If he disappears then be careful, his loud "quacks" will attract others, a camera shutting off will scare him away.

lisa can you please stop being loud with your phonecall

--|HE WATCHES|--

He will sneak inside, his eyes are sensitive to the light.

Shine him away.