My mother watches the weather because he knows I work outside and wants me to be prepared. I try to have creative responses

As seen on tv

The darkest of silly

in a hotel room

on my laptop

looked up to find the most suspicious looking lamp ever

Time to start a dialog

When you wake up at 3am and you remember that embarrassing thing you did in school when you were 13

Innuendo and camping

#FanArtFriday not mine but I liked it

"I had a stroke reading that"

I know its been a while, but here is a small video a did based on something someone by the name "matt rose" did

My grandma negotiated 100 years of peace between Earth and Ceres. Strong borders make strong planets.