Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

NEW GAMEJOLT DRAMA!!!! @dotist COPIED FIVE NIGHTS AT ALEX'S

I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND, BUT THEN HE BETRAYED ME LIKE LIKE THIS

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

I hope this works

TF YOU MEAN TOO MANY REQUESTS?!??!?!??