"What is this thing?"

"This is rubbish."

- Novelette

"Who needs upgrades when you look cool?"

- Toxxo

(Looks a lot like the great mender Mendo doesn't he? But don't be fooled, this is his slightly younger brother and his gig doesn't include mending your broken bones at all.)

- Mendotron

"Are you my friend?"

- Golden Puppet

(It reeks the stench of a corpse.)

- Protolock

First Page done. Pick your favorites so far. Meanwhile, I'll begin worldbuilding.

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- Hope

"Property of Chipper's Lumber Co."

- Flaggle

100 save slots cuz why not?