Okay

HOW TF DID SCHOLASTIC FIND OUT HOW TO WHITEWASH CHARACTERS THAT ARE ALREADY WHITE!??!?!?!?

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now:

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

How Zoophile mf's look at you when you tell them that animals cannot consent, you can't marry dogs, and cats are not sex toys:

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

I hope this works

Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie: