@Thatoneclanker when he gets 1 singular hate comment
@Serial_D_V when she cant find any shitposts
@Cantel when she cant moderate for 0.0000000000001 seconds
@RO-bert when he gets reminded that he's a women (puberty did it)
@Serial_Designation_B doing the try not to get the waffles burned for 1 second (impossible)
@SillyNic when no gj mf slander
@DoritoHead if she accidently clicks the lapidot NSFW page
@Wire_Firey436 when he cant find a valid reason to unfriend someone
@hockame if he gets mentioned in the "@'ed"
@Dumbest_Person when fry is offline
@Too-Lazy_- after getting reminded of age