How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART

HEY

i've just done something diabolical.

SPREAD THE WORD

I'm not nobody's housewife.

I just added the most 1930's shit to it and I find it fucking hilarious

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

A what....

GET THOSE-

I genuinely have no idea what he's saying