This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

I AM NOT A MORON

Sorry ladies, the Elite Riot Gear stays on

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

bro got so mad

Man’s 76 years old